I was at a presentation recently where Oracle's chairman was quoted as a fount of knowledge in an emeging technology.
Ellison? Doesn't anyone remember that everything Oracle has ever touted outside of databases has been shit?
I dread the moment that Oracle might wish to move to Atlanta and merge with Computer Associates. The merger of those two would create a state of negative energy in the universe and flip us into the true vacuum state where the universe would restructure itself to the lower energy level and destroy us all.
But before that happened there would probably be time for workers to put the new sign of the merged company on the side of the headquarters building: